

Leading the Boston Massacre’s pantsless militia is no easy task, but co-captains Claire D. Way and KrushPuppy employ the secret managerial weapons of hotel room dance parties, puffy paint and glitter, and a secret stockroom of ruffles to keep their troops in line. Etta Maims asks them to size up this summer’s competition.
On Saturday, August 9, after a first period that ended with Boston leading just 29-25, the pantsless militia kicked it into high gear to finish off the Dallas Derby Devils 113-46. The night's MVPs were Anna WrecksYa for the Massacre, and the Devils' towering and hard-hitting Mercy—who later bested the Massacre's equally formidable Shellby Shattered in an after party leg wrestling contest.| Date | Description |
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